School mornings…. what can I say?

“Wakey wakey rise ‘n shine”

…in the voice of Mary Poppins x 3
…in the voice of Mrs Doubtfire x 3
…in the voice of Fran from the Nanny x 3
…in the voice of Al Pacino x 1

“Eat your breakfast”
(As per above)

“Get dressed”
(As per above)

“Kiddies, I’ve cleaned your shoes, they are in the kitchen on the floor next to the shelf.
Don’t forget to brush your teeth.”

“Get dressed now”
(as per above but throw in a James Earl Jones version and then … the telepathic one.
You know they one where you go mute and cut out the letters of the words you want to say with laser beams shooting out of your eyes)

I go sit in the car and wait…..

Kid no 1 runs out and asks “Mom where are my shoes?”
Then kid no 2 runs out and asks “Mom where are my shoes?”

They pile into the car.
I look at them … with Nutella smeared across their faces and yell “Teeth. Brush. Now!”

Aiden… “But mom you are going to make us late now”

😖 🙄

School morning perfectly sorted.

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